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Tour Guidelines
Tour Guidelines
- Do not drive like your last two brain cells are fighting for third place.
Drive safe, pay attention, and remember that making it to the destination is cooler than becoming a roadside cautionary tale.
- Have valid insurance.
Not “my buddy said I’m probably covered.” Actual, real, grown-up insurance. If your car causes chaos, that chaos is yours.
- You are responsible for yourself, your vehicle, your stuff, and your decisions.
Poverty Tour is an adventure, not a babysitting service. If you forgot common sense, that is on you.
- Do not harass other participants.
No being weird, creepy, aggressive, or generally exhausting. We are here to have fun, not to create an incident.
- Do not harass the YouTubers.
They are people, not zoo exhibits. Be respectful, read the room, and understand that “content creator” does not mean “available for you to aggressively orbit all day.”
- Give everyone space on the road.
Do not tailgate, weave, crowd people, or drive like this is a post-apocalyptic rally for the last can of gas on Earth. Leave room, be predictable, and let people enjoy the drive.
- Have fun, but not at the expense of everyone else or the tour.
The goal is legendary memories, not police reports, broken friendships, or a post titled “Unfortunately…”
- Respect people, places, and the tour.
Don’t trash campsites, venues, or hotels, don’t cause scenes, and don’t act like the entire world is your personal burnout pad.
- Be kind.
Kindness is free. It costs nothing. Zero dollars. Not even Poverty Tour dollars. Help people out, be patient, and remember that everyone is here because they love cars and good stories.
- If someone says back off, back off.
Immediately. No debate club. No “I was just joking.” No weirdness. Just act like an adult and move on.
